Last Week Tonight was closed for the holiday weekend, but Oliver posted an online video warning about creepy dolls:
“Burn them! Burn them now!” he exclaimed. “I hate these dolls! I hate them so much that I’m talking to you about this in a week that we’re going out solely because I hate them!”
Just look at his reaction:
Oliver even warned viewers to stop watching the clip.
At this point, I would advise you to leave. Get out of here,” he said. Turn off this video and find, I don’t know, Architectural Digest tour of Jessica Alba’s third most luminous brownstone. Leave me here and never look back.”
Oliver came to the inevitable conclusion: the dolls must be destroyed.