“This is some kind of nonsense. This is nonsense,” Noah said. “We all know that Russia does not care about what Britney Greener did. This is the same country that violates every human rights law on the planet, but they like, “Oh, this woman has a vape cartridge. She’s a real criminal! Get the fuck out of here, man. This is bullshit and we all know it.”
Noah said the purpose of this bullshit was to arrange for a prisoner exchange, and the United States should do it.
“They seem to be winning,” Noah said. “But do not forget: this person must now live in Russia. They will get there and say, “This whole country is a prison.” I miss eating at Alcatraz. Nooo!”
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